So I have been on twitter for the past few days and all I can say is that the amount of gay shit I read now is astronomical. Its like these faggots are waiting for the half naked baby with an arrow to shoot them in the fucking ass before they do something! Look here Casper the Lonely Ghost, if you want to fucking write poetry and copy and paste cheesy quotes off the internet, good for it, warning though, you look like a fucking idiot. Trust me, I was one of them, when I was like 12. Do you really think by tweeting love poems on twitter is going to get your dusty nut sacks off floor and become a man? Listen here faggot, go buy yourself a diary with flowers on it and then you can write all the gay shit you want till your balls run dry from loneliness. I'm sick of seeing guys constantly tweeting such unmasculine and stupid quotes! Place your trust in me and understand one day you will face palm yourself when you revive common sense in your punk ass brain! Do you think the girl is going to look at your tweets and fucking squirt juice out of her pussy from excitement? Fuck no! She is going to be laughing her ass off at how whipped and cheesy you are! From there, you are officially her possession, you are going to be her walking wallet, she knows shes got you hooked and there is room for all the gold digging or abuse to occur!
If you want to prove your love, go fucking do it in real life Quasimodo! Twitter is not the place for you to ejaculate your puppy dog, teenage hormone induced, cheesy, gay love quotes! Now I'm sure some of you butt-hurt Romeo's don't agree but that's all good son. It provides me with good entertainment at how pathetic you guys are :)
