Twitter Romeo's

So I have been on twitter for the past few days and all I can say is that the amount of gay shit I read now is astronomical. Its like these faggots are waiting for the half naked baby with an arrow to shoot them in the fucking ass before they do something! Look here Casper the Lonely Ghost, if you want to fucking write poetry and copy and paste cheesy quotes off the internet, good for it, warning though, you look like a fucking idiot. Trust me, I was one of them, when I was like 12. Do you really think by tweeting love poems on twitter is going to get your dusty nut sacks off floor and become a man? Listen here faggot, go buy yourself a diary with flowers on it and then you can write all the gay shit you want till your balls run dry from loneliness. I'm sick of seeing guys constantly tweeting such unmasculine and stupid quotes! Place your trust in me and understand one day you will face palm yourself when you revive common sense in your punk ass brain! Do you think the girl is going to look at your tweets and fucking squirt juice out of her pussy from excitement? Fuck no! She is going to be laughing her ass off at how whipped and cheesy you are! From there, you are officially her possession, you are going to be her walking wallet, she knows shes got you hooked and there is room for all the gold digging or abuse to occur!

If you want to prove your love, go fucking do it in real life Quasimodo! Twitter is not the place for you to ejaculate your puppy dog, teenage hormone induced, cheesy, gay love quotes! Now I'm sure some of you butt-hurt Romeo's don't agree but that's all good son. It provides me with good entertainment at how pathetic you guys are :)

Faith in the current male population in NSW...destroyed

I am truly in disbelief of how amazingly gay and completely pussy whipped some of the guys in my area are. Fucking tweeting the gayest shit I have ever seen in my life. It makes me wonder what the fuck I was  thinking doing this shit when I was like 12. I mean are you seriously thinking being a keyboard Romeo is going to get your confidence and game on, pathetic loser!!

Ohhh damn she got a sexy ass personality...said no guy ever

Okay laddies and gentleman, if you believe deep down in your achy breaky heart that its love at first site then for all means keep it up. However if you have common sense continue reading. I'm sorry but when you meet someone randomly across the street and you are staring deep into each others puppy dog eyes, most of the time looks attracted you. Laddies, you can be the nicest, amazing woman in the world but if our male minds are not physically attracted then its going to be hard to for us to gain any interest! I'm not saying you have to be Miranda Kerr but at-least respect yourself enough to know that looks do play a factor in the introduction. This is mainly since in my opinion and research, guys seem to care more about looks then woman do. Basically I'm saying guys are more shallow and I'm a pretty good candidate.

For the record I'm am not glorifying being a slut or bitch, instead I'm am encouraging a more realistic mindset when it comes to attraction. If you walk around looking like Krusty The Clown then don't be surprised if guys don't turn your way. Same goes for us dudes, if we walk around looking like something out of Walking Dead same shit applies!  

Guys who type HEHEHEHEHEEHEHHEHE

Does the Friend Zone really exist?

The friend zone is quite a controversial topic in the male world. I myself have served time in the friend zone. The friend zone is a very mysterious place, the friend zone does not exist in reality but rather your thoughts and physical portrayal of how you reacted to the female. In order for a male to see the grim after life of a failed sexual advance on a female he must first believe he is in the friend zone or is totally unaware of his fate which is a fate worse then death. In essence what I am saying is, after serving so much time in the friend zone myself I have realized its dirty secrets which I will now for the first time share. Honestly girls do not put you in the friend zone, rather you put yourself in the friend zone. I bet you're all thinking about what I just said. Allow me to further explain this paradox.

Now its time for some tough love. When you are sexually interested in a girl you MUST let her know and make a move. There is no way around it...if you hesitate your fate is the friend zone. Most guys seem to think if they get rejected they are in the friend zone. This is completely untrue based on how you approach the situation, If you approach her with a fresh handful of roses from your mums garden and a box of lollies from Big W with all your happiness on her then she rejects you...that is how you feel crushed and feel friend zoned. She didn't put you in the friend zone, you just overacted and said she put you into the friend zone cause she simply was not interested. Now if you approach her confidently and not in a serious mood and get it over with then you will save yourself so much time. If she rejects you who cares! You're not in the friend zone and your inner confidence is boosted and she will remember you as a confident guy and maybe the next time you see her go for it again with a laugh. Better yet the painful "what if question" is no longer there to haunt you.

NOW! If you're a loser and think that this girl you like will one day magically realize how awesome your Pokemon collection is and fall in love with you, you are fucking a stupid loser. THIS IS HOW THE FRIEND ZONE IS CREATED! GUYS CREATE THE FRIEND ZONE NOT THE GIRLS! THATS WHY THERE IS SO MANY GUYS IN THE FRIEND ZONE! Here is a typical example...the guy likes this girl..he constantly hangs around with her cause he wants to fuck her but is too much of a pussy to ask her out. She assumes he wants to be friends since he is not making any moves and after years he finally makes a move and is rejected. This man put all his happiness and time on this one girl and got friend zoned years ago and now is crushed. If he simply asked her out years ago all this pain could have been avoided or he could of got her.

Perfect example from my life. I like this one girl. Absolutely gorgeous and nice girl. I obviously like her so guess what? I asked her out!! Sure I got rejected but now I know shes not interested and I am no longer asking myself "What if I asked her out?". I moved on now and I'm glad I got the chance cause I didn't put myself in the friend zone cause I tried and I didn't take the whole situation seriously.

In conclusion remember girls only have the decision to friend zone you if you give them the time! Most of the time its YOU who put yourself in the friend zone by being a pussy and not expressing your feelings. Just be the guy who likes girls and is comfortable expressing his sexuality and not being the guy who thinks his the next fucking Romeo and is willing to kill himself over a female.

P.S I once was whipped over a girl for 4 YEARS!! I got friend zoned so deep I hit bedrock.

ZONERS!!! NEW SPECIES!!...sorta

Sorry for the long period of no updates but I just got back from Friend Zone City. In the midst of my incarceration I have had an extended period of time to further study not only the Peteblock but a new species which I have been exposed to. I call these new creatures "Zoners". What is a Zoner? Well lets say they are not nearly as dangerous as a Peteblock but can be just as annoying. Now to clear things up I have been a Zoner myself so I guess I have my past self to be a test dummy. However I have also come to meet many Zoners which I have been shocked to see how far they have evolved into the empty void of the Friend Zone.

It does not end there. What truly fascinates me is they're completely clueless to it! During my incarceration I have studied two Zoners in particular. For legal reasons I shall not name them. I have given them nicknames to better distinguish them. First we have "Lord Friend Zone The Not So Great". This man is the bedrock of the Friend Zone to the point he makes ME look good. He lives in his sad, lonely, dark and moist cave made of tears and lubricant and his eery cries of desperation can be heard as legend has recorded numerous times. I have not met the King however his stories of Friend Zoning make me cringe. Legend has it once the end of times comes he will be released from his prison and come out to rid the world of all that is good.

My next subject is nicknamed the "Dark Prince of the Friend Zone". Laddies and gentleman I can say confidently this man is my favorite candidate since he is so clueless about his situation. Seeing him think he has his finger on the pussy trigger is extremely amusing. Anyone who has served time in Friend Zone City like me would easily recognize these signs and move on ASAP. However he thinks these signs are his ticket into Balls Deep Valley.

I do idolize these two greatly since they remind me of the good old days...when I was 12...or 13 but you get the point. I hope one day they realize the severity of their situation before its to late...LOL jokes they already hit bedrock :D

-Jason Tran
-PHD in Bro science
-Masters Degree in bullshit
-PHD in Petelogy
-University speaker

Thug Life F.t Jason Tran

This picture was taken at my mates birthday party. I was on my way to get some air, the room smelt like alcohol and smoke. On my way out I see my two good mates. They were obviously munted out of their minds and I decided to take a photo with these two. As you see I look completely out of place next to these two guys but I still got a pretty good photo.